Join our skecth house team Goat Rodeo as they present a brand new scripted comedy show!
Howdy there my little Cowboys, Cowgirls and Cowpeople (for any of you PC-minded folk out there.) It's me, your ol' pal Mr. Goaterson! The rooty-toot-tootin'est, six-gun-shootin'est, children's-daytime-TV-show-hostin'est cowpoke in the West (on the East coast.) You know, it's always a beautiful day in the Goaterhood, and you're invited to join me, Mr. Goaterson, at my rodeo: Mr. Goaterson's Rodeo! Well, shucks, there may be dirt on the ground, but I can guarantee that Mr. Goaterson's Rodeo is a great place for the little'uns to learn about kid-friendly* lessons like the importance of book learnin' at school, earnin' your keep, and proper bedtime rituals! So, hold on to your caboose, Cowpeople, and mosey on over to PHIT Theater to see me, my pal William the Goat, and my sketch comedy friends, Goat Rodeo who are fixin' to bring you a show that will, by hook or crook, leave you laughin'- and all you have to do is be there to see it! If you ask me, that sounds like a fair shake. And heck, as if you needed more reason to go, the PHIT is BYOB in case any of you city slickers wanna wet your whistle before, during or after the show. (Just be sure to bring a little bit extra for Ol' Mr. Goaterson, ya hear?)
*Hi, this is Goat Rodeo speaking, and, even though Mr. Goaterson said it's okay, please DO NOT bring your children to this show. To say nothing of content, the shows are all at 9:00 PM. A child should be in bed at 9:00 PM. I mean, really, what kind of parent would you be if you let your child come to Goat Rodeo presents "Mr. Goaterson's Rodeo" on September 29th and 30th and October 6th and 7th at 9:00 PM at the PHIT Theater at 2030 Sansom St?